funny!

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to
become a "great" writer.
When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the
whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly
emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in
pain, desperation, and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.